not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay
Game of Thrones Wedding Cake
oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding
what can possibly go wrong?
red wedding: NOOOO
purple wedding: YOOOOO
A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training
[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]
*watches video about the center of the earth* amazing! enCORE enCORE!
Americans and Mexicans playing volleyball over the border in Arizona